One L......'eh

Bob's "Home Again" series is now on DIY Network in the USA......

"...measure once.....cut twice....throw that one away and cut a new one...."

Before computers....

- An application was for employment.

- A program was a TV show.

- A cursor used profanity.

- A keyboard was a piano!

- Memory was something that you lost with age.

- A CD was a bank account!

- And if you had a broken disk, it would hurt when you found out!

- Compress was something you did to garbage .....Not something you did to a file.

- And if you unzipped anything in public ...You'd be in jail for a while!

- Log on was adding wood to a fire.

- Hard drive was a long trip on the road.

- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

- And a backup happened to your commode!

- Cut - you did with a pocket knife.

- Paste - you did with glue.

- A web was a spider's home.

- And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

-…But when it happens they wish they were dead!