Arguing with an Inspector is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after awhile you realize the pig enjoys it!
Then we have the ABC's of Planning:
NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard
NIMFYE - Not In My Front Yard Either
PIITBY - Put It In Their Back Yard
NIMEY - Not In My Election Year
NIMTOO - Not In My Term Of Office
LULU - Locally Undesirable Land Use
NOPE - Not On Planet Earth
CAVE - Citizens Against Virtually Everthing
BANANA - Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything