Ok, If you're reading this you have probally got burned & you own a Maytag Lemon. Time to make Lemonade.
Why does it take 2 Maytag Repairmen to make a 5 minute repair?
One to make the repair & the other to start writing the bill.
Surcharge, This is the extra time that it takes to write the bill & then have to explain it to you.
Why is Maytag moving to China?
So the Chinese can use their Neptunes to wash their Rice. (Get it - White rice)
To get away from the BBB.
The first department they plan to move over is their Customer Service Department. With all Chinese speaking Reps they can safely say that they get no understandable complaints.
If the kids are in both Bathrooms you can always take a leak on your Neptune. As it leaks anyway, nobody will ever notice.
Paint it to look like a giant Fire Hyderant. That way when company is over & it leaks water every where, you can always blame the dog.
Ok, I know - kinda weak, but now it's your turn so have at it.
Joe
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