My father's day escapade-get a laugh

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My wife and I went looking at cars today but she was the one REALLY looking at cars and we left the kids at home she wanted to test drive a new Rolls Royce. Well we were about to ride in it when the salesman got a phone call. He told us to get in it and wait. The salesman was still on the phone so my wife told me to start the engine, which I did hesitantly.

THen she told me to put it in gear and drive forward, I said no and she said we'll be waiting all day for the salesman. I drove forward too far and ended up near the exit. I said I was going to back up and she said, "No, it's a one way street". A car came behind us. So I had no choice but to leave the car parking lot. We were in the street and I was so scared I drove really slow. All the cars over took us except a bike. We tried to go back in the carlot, but we had past the entrance. We found the next street which took us into the countryside. My wife found a huge hotel and tells me to drive in. She says park near the windows. She wanted to show off a car that I COULD NEVER AFFORD!

We went in the hotel and the car alarm went off. We went out to stop it and we decided to leave we were about to pull into the street when the police blocked us in their car and told us we were driving a stolen car! We were released thankfully!

What a day huh?

Eric