I started to get on my soapbox but never mind. They occasionally come up with a good one but sounds like this one could use some work. I personally think about "anything" in this world in the right/wrong quantities is bad for your health(go drink a few gallons of purified/distilled, etc. water at one sitting and see how you feel). Just watched Erin Brockovich and it sounds like the government and their control of utilites are more of a problem.
Warning: Getting out of bed in the morning could be hazardous to your health.