"Now the moral of this story girls is don't stay out too late unless you take your shoes off outside your pappy's gate. If Ma don't hear you comin' in she won't lay down the law, and you won't have to worry 'cause she won't sing out to Pa."
I have the record, I've been listening to it all my life, for it was in my grandmother's collection of records that she gave me with her old Grafonola. Glad to hear I'm not the only one who goes around singing that tune! ;-)