You don’t have to be a mountain man or a lumberjack to appreciate the tongue-in-cheek humor of the Cheese Log, a playful twist on a familiar staple of at-home entertaining. Sure, this is the definition of a novelty item—not least because the cutting surface only measures about eight inches in diameter. But as gag gifts go, the Cheese Log features construction of surprisingly high quality. While the board itself is made of solid beechwood, the stainless-steel knife, axe-like in design, cuts as easily through cured salami as the softest brie cheese. Timber! Available on Amazon; $25.