Are you never fully prepared when guests knock on the door? Then this cheeky doormat would be a welcome addition to your porch, entryway, or patio! The durable coir mat features a steady vinyl backing, and the lettering is applied by hand in outdoor paint. What’s more, Etsy shop ToniAnnsBellaArte also takes custom orders, so you can create a conversation-starting doormat of your own. Available on Etsy; $40.