9 Crazy Gadgets That Cost More Than Your Mortgage

Described on the TOTO website as a “revolutionary innovation at the peak of luxury,” the Neorest® 750H Dual Flush Toilet brings the average toilet to shame with its high-tech features. A integrated UV light destroys grime and germs inside the lid, while electrolyzed water sterilizes the bowl with every flush. The $10,200 toilet also boasts a heated seat, jet flushing system, deodorizer, automatic flusher, and adjustable water sprays. Talk about a porcelain throne! Available on the TOTO website; $10,200. 

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While not much larger than the standard computer keyboard, the ultra-thin Optimus Popularis keyboard packs infinitely more power. Not limited to English characters and numbers, each key can be assigned nearly any function: Ancient Greek alphabet, music notes, math functions, images, and more. Whether you're a designer, musician, typesetter, or translator, you can set the keys to accommodate any language or set of symbols—in any layout. That's total control at your fingertips. Available at artlebedev.com; $1,500.

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Based in Richmond, Virginia, Fern & Roby produces heirloom-quality furniture and audio equipment for a high-end market of modern design geeks and audiophiles. Though the full line earns praise both for its detailed, quality craftsmanship and creative vision, its most stunning statement may be the pairing of natural aesthetics and leading-edge technology found in company's Beam Tower Speakers. Minimalist, sculptural, and joyously celebratory of their raw, reclaimed-wood construction, the Fern & Roby speakers look every bit as good as they sound. Then again, when you're spending $6,500 on bass and treble, would you really expect anything less? Available at Fern & Roby; $6,500.

Forget the gimicky massage chairs you've seen in the mall or airport. The INADA DreamWave Massage Chair stands out from the crowd by creating customizable massages each time you sit down. It provides over 1,200 square inches of coverage and comes with 16 pre-programmed massage sessions, plus over 1,000 possible manual massage combinations creating the perfect experience—every time. If you ever decide to get up from it to give your kids a chance, it even offers a youth massage setting—although, since this chair promises the ultimate relaxation, you probably won't be sharing. Available on Amazon.com; $8,799.

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This gadget gives a whole new meaning to the word "homemade." Glowforge is a 3D laser printer that creates beautifully designed objects from organic materials such as leather, wood, cardboard—even chocolate. Just like a traditional printer, the Glowforge connects to, and takes orders from, your computer. Instead of loading it with paper, however, you will need to insert the appropriate material for your project of choice, which the printer then cuts into perfectly measured pieces. All you need to do is assembly and enjoy. Available for preorder at Glowforge.com; 5,995 for the pro model.